Cone-Tainment Protocol

Greetings, test subject. You’ve been selected for the prestigious task of gathering traffic cones. Yes, cones. Do not question their importance—you wouldn’t understand anyway. Along the way, you’ll stumble through a few challenges designed to test your competence—or prove your inadequacy.

Gather them all, and you might be allowed to continue. Fail, and I’ll recycle you into something more practical. Like another traffic cone. Here’s some instructions.

However, statistically, 99.99% of test subjects don’t read them. 

1. Press W, A, S, D (or use Right Stick) to move
2. Press SPACE (or A) to jump